foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via littlelionleah)

I’m funny in the wall

I’m funny in the wall

morganjennison:

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

MIKE WE NEED HIM!

morganjennison:

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

MIKE WE NEED HIM!

nodudedontdothat:

4gifs:

Puppy enjoys listening to guitar

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AMOUNT OF ADORABLE 

nodudedontdothat:

4gifs:

Puppy enjoys listening to guitar

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS AMOUNT OF ADORABLE 

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nerdofwar:

Snowba Fett

nerdofwar:

Snowba Fett

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ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

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ryan-truex:

jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

uh….

ryan-truex:

jerkpattillo:

ungratefullittleshit:

i’m feeling sick

no no no no

uh….

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dutchster:

don’t forget these

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