beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

(via julesimanerd)

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

(via barely-half-asleep)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

(via little-shark)

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

(via itsnova-yo)

(via skramzmom)

kngofrd:

We just played a drinking game while watching Shark Tank, every time they said “I’m out” or “shark” we had to drink, I’m out of wine

thahalfrican:

kidxforever:

helainetieu:

If a guy thinks squirting is hot, just piss all over his dick and laugh.

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(via itsnova-yo)

Give me this app or I’ll revolt

Give me this app or I’ll revolt

(via itsnova-yo)